steven

steven
1. (Steven) (4063↑, 1779↓)
Sexy, Cool, Swave and Sophisticated

"Your Such A Steven\!"

Author: Wee Jimmy Poo Poo http://steven.urbanup.com/1704658
2. (Steven) (1750↑, 1094↓)
The greatest person/name ever...also the sexiest person. I love him\!

Steven is SO sexy, I just can't take it when he's near me...RAWR\!

Author: pop goes da weasel http://steven.urbanup.com/3120368
3. (Steven) (1531↑, 896↓)
a) The Brotha-man, Steve-o, Stephenopolous, Steve-arino, The Steve-meister, all are common nicknames given to one named Steven. These nicknames stem from many sources, the largest of which is Rob Schnider on SNL as the Copy Guy. b) One who is large and in charge, a breaker of the will of other men. c) The funniest kid you have ever met.

a) Hey, Brotha-man you are the definition of Steve-arino\!\! b) Dude that guy is Steve'. (or) That Steven is so gonna beat you down. c) Steve Martin, Steve Lynch, Steven Burmeister, Steven Colbert Steve-o -from Jackass-, (enough said)

4. (Steven) (923↑, 474↓)
A very sarcastic individual. Often sophisticated, poetic, intelligent and very funny. He's a HUGE family guy. Few people hate him and when someone hates him, he makes it is own personal mission to change their mind.

Tiffany: Is my butt fat? Steven: No, but Dom's is\! Dom: I know\! Steven: It's ok, I like it. ;) Steven, Dom and Tiffany: LOLMALSH\!

5. (steven) (1652↑, 1231↓)
a person who loves cake. sometimes rude. watch out he breaks chairs. XD. sometimes funny though. HAHAHAHA\!\!\! oh and speaking of laughing he laughs like drunk teletubbie.

oh crap\! steven's coming\! hide the cake\!

6. (steven) (616↑, 297↓)
An extremely cool guy that is hotter then any other person I know. He is hip n happenin and can woop anyones ass.

Man I wish my name was Steven. Then I would be friends with everyone.

Author: Henry the second http://steven.urbanup.com/2252351
7. (Steven) (333↑, 68↓)
a very sweet and honest guy. Some one you can talk to all day. He is some one you wont be able to get out of your head because he just seems like a perfect guy. probably to most realest dude you'll ever meet and when he says he's into you he means it.He will have no problem in waiting for you, treats his girl right and can always put a smile on your face and he knows it every time. Very cute, sexy and attractive both physically and mentally very funny and always has something to talk about. Every time you hug him you let go too fast because deep down you know if you hold on any longer you wont want to let go. Even though all this is true about him you might not want to let him know but you know inside he is. very dependable and excessively caring and its all a good thing....most likely to be a stalker. He is the best boyfriend you'll ever have so if you ever get a Steven dont let him go......I know i wont:-)

Omg that is the 134585594 time he walked passed me today he is such a stalker\!\!\!\!\! he must be a Steven V.

8. (Steven) (445↑, 184↓)
1. (noun) [a steven] a person who is always looking out for best peoples interests and would never set out to hurt someone for their benefit. 2. (verb) [to steven] an act of kindness, that is far from common courtesy thats purpose is to intensionally make the receiver feel good about themselves. 3. (adverb) [stevenly] an action that it is done out of the blue, unexpectedly with total sincerity. antonyms: artem, artemely, artemed

1. "He asked me to the dance when I had got my headgear. He was so [steven]-like\!" 2. "He [stevened] and she blushed, feeling a lot better about the situation." 3. "he proposed to her [stevenly] and she was so happy."

9. (steven) (286↑, 91↓)
The most perfect amazing boy you will ever meet. he never fails to amaze you. this boy does whatever it takes to make you happy. baby i love you and i will never stop loving you till the day i die and never forget that. your perfect the way you are. I LOVE YOU.

steven, marry me.

Author: love of your life http://steven.urbanup.com/3803056
10. (Steven) (162↑, 41↓)
A very sweet loving guy. always smiling and being himself. has his moments of being weird but is very cute. loves all kinds of food & likes to be in bed ;) only one of a kind boy , a very special one . full of surprises and always smells really good . when your with him you just never wanna let him go . when he is with you , you miss him even tho he is beside you but your missing him already cos you know soon he has to go . i love you very much steven \<3 hehee , * swim dance *

i love myself a steven ;)

11. (Steven) (110↑, 15↓)
The sexiest most irresistable man. He is one to be quite hilarious and doesn't even know it. Has the laugh of a God riding an elephant over a land of mini eggs. He also has a sexy girlfriend. Playa: That guy has a sexy girlfriend\! G: He must be a Steven\!

[steve] [steven] [stevey bear]

Author: iputthehoinhot http://steven.urbanup.com/4864566
12. (Steven) (116↑, 35↓)
An amazing guy. One who accepts everyone no matter what and will always be there for you. Extremly sweet. Definately means the world to one person. :) any idea on who?

Steven is such a cool person.

Author: randompersonnn http://steven.urbanup.com/4268565
13. (Steven) (109↑, 32↓)
A guy with a warm heart and big dick.

Only a Steven could help me get over my ex boyfriend.

14. (Steven) (82↑, 25↓)
The funniest person you'll ever meet, very thoughtful, and cute.

Person 1: I made a new friend\! Person 2: Yeah? Person 1: Yeah, he's my Steven. Best friend ever made\!\!

15. (Steven) (84↑, 28↓)
The best fucking sex you will EVER HAVE.

Susan: "So was he any good?" Mary: "OMG he was SO Steven\!"

16. (Steven) (67↑, 16↓)
A Steven, usually male, is one of the most lovely people you could ever meet. Handsome, and charming to boot, he is loved by many. He can make you laugh without even trying and always knows when something's wrong. He's attractive but doesn't always know it. He's the sweetest guy you could ever meet, so once you've got him, don't let go. (:

Girl 1: i met this guy today, he's funny and gorgeous Girl 2: he must be a Steven

17. (Steven) (45↑, 13↓)
a very kind and loving guy, who will do anything and everything to make you happy. he has a beautiful smile, although he hides it beneath his addictive lips. you can talk to him about anything, any problem and he will talk it out with you untill it is solved. he'll hold your hand soo tight. his bacon sandwiches are amazzingg.. he is spontanious, and suprising,loves his music and i love his dances \! my jaw locks everytime i'm with him, makes me laugh untill my stomach burns. basically, an [amazing] human bean :] i love you spikey, i hope this helps you realise how much. xx squishy

a) [steven], theres a lion in my sock \! b) [nom] nom NOM\! said steven c) i love you

18. (Steven) (49↑, 21↓)
(n.) a carnivorous mammal that prefers his food deep-fried with a tall glass of sweet iced tea or a super strong margarita. Offer great advice and support, but only when he feels like it. And often saves the world, but again -- only when he feels like it. Academically gifted and worldly. Garners the attention and hatred of others by being an over-achiever. Lovably promiscuous. Travels to foreign lands on a whim. Kicks ass when necessary and administers justice to narrow-minded juveniles with a bitch-slap. Stevens often appreciate good food, good liquor, witty conversation, club music, and hot, sweaty bodies. Great for a friend. Terrible for an enemy. Approach Stevens with caution (or you gonna get bitch-slapped).

"Hey, what happened to your friend?" "Oh. He when to Austria to teach people about American materialism, or something like that. He left a few days ago." "Shit...talk about being a Steven."

19. (Steven) (30↑, 8↓)
I man who is true in everyway. Loving, fun, appreciative, and genuine, laid back, but loves being suprized. Is a true gentle man. He is a great friend and would take his time to prove himself to any girl he fell for. He would love her unconditionally, even if she was clingy and insecure. Overall just a relaxed and real guy who is loyal and would never hurt his gf. He loves for life. He's a king and deserves to be treated like one everyday of his life. I love him.

Man, that guy is a steven\! I wish I had myself a steven. Steven is a king.

Author: Babykittentiger http://steven.urbanup.com/5521061
20. (Steven) (28↑, 10↓)
A Steven is hands-down the best boyfriend a girl could ask for. He has an unattainable level of class and is extremely chivalrous and gentlemanly - for example, not sitting down at the dinner table until his woman has already been seated or always letting her walk up the stairs first. Stevens tend to have totally hot bodies, particularly their arms and abs. When a Steven hugs you, it is strong and warm and you feel very safe and never want to let go. His kisses are to die for. They are total geeks and know everything about everything and they love to show it off- their egos are sky high but it's something a girl can look past because his intelligence is so hot. They pull off glasses very well, specifically Ray Bans. They always smell like a god and use the greatest colognes, like cologne from say, Zara or something. They have a great sense of style and always look sexy and clean-cut. He will never acknowledge a single flaw in you, and any flaws you see in yourself a Steven can turn into something positive. They love to make you feel good about yourself and they always succeed. Stevens have the cutest smiles and the best laughs and the sexiest voices. If you are given the opportunity to get yourself a Steven, don't be dumb and put it off for six months until your whole friendship is threatened, take advantage of it immediately and dive in with your whole heart and he, I can assure you, will do the same.

Girl 1: Your boyfriend's Italian right? Man he must get angry real easy, doesn't he like, hit you? Girl 2: No way, he's such a Steven, he'd never act that way to a lady. Girl 1: I'm so jealous, I gotta go find me some Steven.

Author: Sugar Kane (; http://steven.urbanup.com/5946671
21. (Steven) (22↑, 8↓)
The most attractive, caring and committed guy in the universe; a true romantic at heart. You will probably meet him in a popular nightclub, anything with the name "Bar" or "Barry" is a likely location. He is such a nice guy he’ll probably think the gay guy you are dancing with is your boyfriend & won’t make a move initially. After he realises you are actually "the queen of all gays" & single, he will not let you go. Be warned a Steven has unique dance moves; do not be alarmed in the first instance. Expect him to court you with romantic dates until you fall in love with him. Dates may include rocking up to your house in trackies with un-styled hair that has no product in it & a copy of "Beerfest" as the first movie you ever watch; or missing the unrefundable & very expensive Tram Restaurant on Valentines Day. Definitely the kind of guy who will become close to your family; he may suck up to your mother [Kym] or go canoeing with your dad [Bob] to score "brownie points". Friends such as a [Ty], [David], [Sonia], [Gregory] [Nick], [Lisa], [Thomas] or [Mark] will want you to marry him. A Steven is likely to propose outside a butterfly enclosure after butterflies have landed all over you. He will want to marry you in the most romantic city in the world; in Paris. Often described as the worlds "nicest" guy, he can be prone to telling the odd dad joke; refrain from laughing. A Steven will make a great husband/father, he is likely to marry a [Lauren] - his perfect match.

He is such a Steven Bad dad joke dude...that's SO Steven of you OMG - check out the dance-moves, he is such a Steven Wow - nicest guy in the world, you're such a Steven

Author: Happy4thAnniversarySLB http://steven.urbanup.com/5378846
22. (Steven) (32↑, 21↓)
Anybody's best friend. Like a girl's gay best friend who isn't gay. Totally sweet and caring. He's so hot he melts my frozen yogurt. Loves chocolate and bao.... loves my best friend too ;) . But hey, Steven's an awesome asian/mutt and I love him to death :) You're jealous if you don't have a best friend like him. AND his face is 100% symmetrical... now thats sexy ;)

Yeah, I know, that's STEVEN\!

Author: WillisTheGiraffe http://steven.urbanup.com/5381346
23. (Steven) (12↑, 2↓)
A [Steven] is one of a kind. If you ever go out with a Steven, you will always feel like you rule the world...like a princess. Never will they ever do anything to hurt you. Stevens always have huge muscles, cute bellybuttons, and a forehead...that only his girlfriend will admire(: This guy will treat you right with respect and kindness. He will never get out of your mind...no matter what. If your in a bad mood he will always find his way to cheer you up somehow. Whenever your around a Steven you will always get butterflies in your stomach, and not be able to stop smiling. Stevens are extremely funny, smart,[ sexy], trustworthy, [honest], and [loyal]. If you ever have a chance to date a Steven take it. You will have the time of your life with this guy, [hands down]. He's always looking into having a good time with you. You will fall for his funny jokes and cuteness within a heart beat. He usually gets called stevie by his girlfriend\<3 They tend to have an obsession over frogs(: which is very cute\! be prepared you will fall for his dreamy brown eyes, cute sence of humor, and personality.

"kaits you look like your in love?" "well I was just with Steven"

24. (Steven) (29↑, 20↓)
A Steven is hot,nice and funny but with the ladies he likes to play with their feelings, he will lie,talk about you and piss you off but you can never stay mad at him. If you love steven its going to hurt.

I love steven but he is always lying to me.

Author: StevenLover321 http://steven.urbanup.com/5116743
25. (Steven) (11↑, 3↓)
Very sweet, loving, and emotional. Knows how to put a smile on your face and will always be there for you. Very stubborn at times but caring at other times. Looks for his friends best interest. Doesnt open up to many people, but cares about the ones he does open up to. Very popular and known well by the ladies. sometimes has trouble making decisions for himself and looks to others for help. easily taken advantage of. Kind-hearted and gental. Hold onto and steven that may walk into your life. once hes gone, hes not coming back.

Hes amazing, must be a steven.

26. (Steven) (13↑, 5↓)
Anybody's best friend. Like a girl's gay best friend who isn't gay. Totally sweet and caring. He's so hot he melts my frozen yogurt. Loves chocolate and bao.... loves my best friend too ;) . But hey, Steven's an awesome asian/mutt and I love him to death :) You're jealous if you don't have a best friend like him. AND his face is 100% symmetrical... now thats sexy ;)

That guy is sooo amazing, he MUST be a Steven\!\!

Author: WillisTheGiraffe http://steven.urbanup.com/5381338
27. (Steven) (8↑, 1↓)
A very attrctive male. We all have had our hots for him, and he is the most dirtiest, sexiest, hottest , smartest male out there ;)

Woooah, hes so hot, he must be steven Lucy: Hey whose that ? Jenny:hes so hot.. lucy: Must be Steven ..

Author: Lupeedupeedoo http://steven.urbanup.com/6017769
28. (Steven) (83↑, 76↓)
Someone with a massive head

Your head is so big you must be a Steven

29. (Steven) (9↑, 4↓)
The most amazing, wonderful, awesome person in the world. Often sarcastic but this makes up a lot of their funniness. Handsome. Some might say a little geeky looking as most Stevens have glasses. This, instead has an opposite effect. Stevens are very handsome, smart, funny, and have amazing fake accents. AMAZING KISSERS. If you have never dated a Steven I highly suggest it. They love like it is the last thing they will ever do. And as most who are lucky enough to somehow convince these amazing people to love them will be set for life. Synonyms often include: smart butt, smart alec, funny, amazing, caring, kind, generous, stubborn (like Italians), awesome. Literal meaning: crowned one

Sarah: Who is thaaaatttt? Serenity: The one who just opened the door for that little kid? Sarah: Yeaaaah. Hes cute\!\!\!\! Serenity: Oh. That's Steven. Hes amazing. Sarah: Isn't that you're boyfriend? Serenity: Yeah. Hes a really good kisser. Sarah: lucky....

Author: dark_angel.040 http://steven.urbanup.com/5933703
30. (Steven) (6↑, 2↓)
Stevens often judge too much. they are open minded & wont give others a chance. They are hot, amazing, & great kissers. They tend to hold on to one person forever. however, that one person is through. Stevens fall in love easy. They also use their lady friends to do things. Stevens are confusing people but they are lovable & kind. You might find yourself falling in love with one pretty soon\!

[Steven] is so confusing\! I cant tell if he likes me.

31. (Steven) (5↑, 2↓)
[Steven] is [sweet], [caring] and always treats his girlfriend right. He has SOME trouble expressing [emotion] but once he gets to know and [trust] you he will open up. He tends to be protective and always wants to be there to help his girlfriend, best friend or friend if there is a problem. He loves for life and is worth more than you could imagine. He NEVER gives up without a fight. Steven's are perfect for Jessica's :D

Boy: "Why is he opening the door for her?" Girl: "Duh\! He is a Steven\!"

32. (Steven) (18↑, 15↓)
(pn) A big-mouthed cock-sucking douche bag that can pack more fudge than cracked out Oompaloompa in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

Shakwonda: "Dat bitch weave look like some raggedy ass monkey hair you buy at the nine-nine cent store" Kiki: "mmmmm-hmmmm" Croneisha: "Sound like sumthing you call steven"

33. (Steven) (3↑, 1↓)
A [creepy] [dude] who follows you home and kills you with lightning. There have been many sightings of Stevens driving high tech, heat-seeking ambulances and looking for awkward dark skinned creatures known as Omotayos. Stevens usually masquerade as an funny, intelligent, video game-loving, [Dominican] boys. They go by many aliases including Steven, Super Random Cheeseman, Weirdude, Nerd, and Black Kid. They occasionally post annoying comments on [Facebook] to contradict other people's statuses. Frequent victims of these acts are young, freakishly tall boys that scientists usually refer to as Anthonies. Stevens have somehow deluded [adults] into thinking they are just smart kids who like to think outside the box, but kids their age know them for what they truly are ... spiftastic creepy little dudes.

Girl \#1- Who's that weirdo speeding down the street in that ambulance? Girl \#2-It's probably just another Steven.

34. (Steven) (4↑, 2↓)
A very epic person all-around. Nice,Funny, A good time. Gives great hugs,great advice giver, always there for you.

Kaylah:I just need a big hug right now Carmen: It sounds like you need a Steven

Author: DerpDerpDerpDerpDerpDerp http://steven.urbanup.com/6068882
35. (Steven) (6↑, 5↓)
Completely Sexy and a total tard but amazingly loving i love ya setven cote

Steven: ur amazing

36. (Steven) (5↑, 5↓)
A Steven can come in many different forms with the most popular being the one of the human denomination. It is usually in a meat format with a small bone structure better known as, skinny runt. A Steven will sometimes try to make jokes about certain subjects which would then fail resulting in everyone else calling it, a bastard. The most popular known species of Steven to the human eye is one with a tiny penis, almost vagina like. They occur all over the world and are to be avoided at all costs due to the terrible smell of their breath and ability to put your penis in your mouth in a matter of seconds, without you realizing.

"Hey look there is a [Steven]\!" "Shit man, don't go near that hideous creature"

37. (Steven) (5↑, 5↓)
Usually a terrible father but makes beautiful children. Big heart-breaker. Sleeps around with everyone in town. Tells alot of lies. Has extensive criminal history. Refuses to support his ten children.

"Don't ever date a Steven" "Man I am glad my name is not Steven"

38. (Steven) (0↑, 1↓)
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect. Yes, he is awesome\!

WOW [STEVEN] is here OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT HOLY OMG\!\!\!

39. (Steven) (1↑, 2↓)
Steven is a name for people who like to read and normally named for 'gay' boys or 'bisexual' which means they like the opposite sex. Also someone who likes to read alot of magazines.

Boy: Hello Steven : Oh Hii Boyy: You want to go on a date? Steven : Yes Sure why not :)

40. (Steven) (0↑, 1↓)
A guy, that learnt to swim when he was like 10 or something.. and still cannt really swim. but for some reason is called fish??? Slightly quire. lol

steven you fishy wishy

Author: Pactrickdonald http://steven.urbanup.com/5852186
41. (Steven) (11↑, 12↓)
The act of mastubation. Word derived from the famous chemist who had a reputation for the aforementioned act.

Can I use your computer I really need a steven

Author: thesweetsmellofsuccess http://steven.urbanup.com/5413457
42. (Steven) (20↑, 21↓)
Steven \\STE-ven\\ noun. The subject of a particularly cruel prank. Source: -- P. Welmsley, A Lexicon of Club and Fraternal Terminology, 1937

Doctor Ian Black fooled the Steven by making him believe he was responsible for vehicular manslaughter in the first degree.

Author: The Mayor of Jefferson http://steven.urbanup.com/5073610
43. (Steven) (6↑, 8↓)
A person who is always stoned. Usually considered a bug. Always on cloud nine and is usually thinks through his asshole.

Steven should be squashed. DUDE your higher then Steven.

Author: aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnonnymoussss http://steven.urbanup.com/5940173
44. (Steven) (2↑, 6↓)
always in chode mode, loves chicken with salami and has a sexy womanly body, sometimes goes out as a tranny.

bob: hey you're looking fine\! steven: im in chode mode.

Author: mariazemonkey http://steven.urbanup.com/6038610
45. (steven) (8↑, 13↓)
a fag also known as johofuck he is the biggest fag who rapes little kids with his best friend and a pedophile farbod

hey you that steven we should stay away from him

Author: adrian masidon http://steven.urbanup.com/5799936
46. (Steven) (9↑, 14↓)
A stubborn bull headed boyfriend who usually breaks up with someone eleven to twelve times for rediculous reasons, he is often seen sneaking around with girls named paige and loces listening to rap music to make himself seem black. He is not very kind and loves to talk crap about anyone and everyone behind their backs. many times he will tell you he is going to fight you but then backs down because really he is a pussy, has a small dick and thinks hes the best at everything and can never be wrong. He usually treats girls like shit and never appologizes. mostly found talking crap on facebook and having fun with other girls behind his girlfriends back. and he never keeps his promises. he is for sure quality\! no homo\!

exp. 1 omfg just so you know im hanging out with paige and some other people tomorrow just so you dont think im cheating on you. yep thats a steven. exp.2 paige asked me to prom but she dosent want to cause any drama and didnt want me to tell you about it. im not sure what to say. say that she should take cody instead cuz were seeing each other and that would be akward for me. that was my idea ... later on... oh by the way i told her yes wow you are such a steven exp. 3 i dont think things are ever going to work out between us so im done. just dont think im leaving you for paige. dayyymmmn you are by far the biggest steven i know...

47. (steven) (9↑, 18↓)
a totally amazing gay boy\! he like to dance, act, and sing, and he can do an awesome job at eating ice\! this kid is not someone you want to get in a cat fight with\! he got claws\! rawr\! \<3

person \#1: yo you see that dancer at the sno on the go? person \#2: which one? person \#1: the steven\! person \#2: haha no, i didnt :(

48. (Steven) (25↑, 36↓)
Creepy tall white kid that wants to be black. looks like freddy krueger but acts like k fed. Has a foot fetish and stalks his ex girlfriends. Has a problem with explosive diarrhea. Calls in bomb threats, and cries about being lonely.

Andy: "Did you just hear that white kid say 'sup my homie'?" Drew: "Yea, what a Steven\!\!\!"

Author: stupidpeoplehaters http://steven.urbanup.com/4937829
49. (Steven) (12↑, 33↓)
A mexican who thinks he is really funny, but really, isnt. Thinks its really funny to mess with people's belongings.

Oh my God, that damn mexican pulled a steven. He thinks hes so funny.

50. (steven) (29↑, 74↓)
gosh steven is sucha jimmy neutron.

but steven is amazingg. :)

51. (Steven) (48↑, 95↓)
The subject of a particularly cruel [prank]. Made popular by an episode of [Tom Goes to the Mayor] titled [Vehicular] [Manslaughter] (S01E07) which guest starred actor/comedian [Michael Ian Black].

"He looks like a [Steven] to me\!"

Author: Dejackamo Von Rictor http://steven.urbanup.com/2403080
52. (Steven) (50↑, 99↓)
A person who is usually awfully annoying, likes to brag, and fails at video games. Also, will encourage others that he is indeed superior at technology and will hack their computers. Will use words that you obviously won't understand and will make fun of the fact that you don't know it.

Person 1 : Dude, did you watch Mythbusters last night? Person 2 : I was too busying plying Crysis and hacking your computer Person 1 : Dude, you can't hack or play for SHIT. Person 2 : JUST BECAUSE MY COMPUTER IS BETTER THAN YOURS, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME LIKE THAT Person 1 : Shut up, stop being such a steven. An example of a what a steven would say : OMFG I GOT NEW GAMEZ CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE KK?

Author: themorpheuskk1 http://steven.urbanup.com/3811084
53. (steven) (21↑, 77↓)
some guy that always says "what are you doing" and he annoys the shit out of ppl when he calls at 2-5 a.m and he claims to be straight butt he discusts u by saying "take a piss" and then he keeps calling after u told him a million times to stop calling, and you dont' know how he got your number.

dude don't bust a steven, comon'.

54. (Steven) (56↑, 115↓)
Um... I don't really know him but hey, i hear... that he is a vampire and I do have very reliable sources... Yes you know who you are.

I know your secret...

Author: Captain Kokie http://steven.urbanup.com/1315087
55. (Steven) (38↑, 98↓)
A dick who only thinks of himself. Or more comonly thought of as a "meat head".

Jee, this kid sounds like a Steven.

Author: GEORGE//MICHAEL http://steven.urbanup.com/4084812
56. (steven) (61↑, 121↓)
1. The man bitch of a group of friends. 2. A tool.

"Start being a steven, and get me a can of coke." "You're such a steven, I can jack off by myself thank you."

57. (Steven) (49↑, 110↓)
An abusive, manipulative asshole. He always plays the vicitim, and manipulates people into believing his "innocence". Generally a liar, a cheater, and likes to beat women and stalk them. This type of Steven is accompanied by the last name of Henderson.

what happened to your face? O, I just got attacked by a Steven.

58. (Steven) (97↑, 160↓)
\\stee-vin\\ noun 1. A drunk. 2. Alcoholic beverages. -verb- To get Stevened 1. To drink...usually to excess.

Oh my god...Look at that Steven all passed out\! Hey, pick me up a bottle of Steven on your way over. How Stevened are you?\!?\!

59. (steven) (34↑, 98↓)
talks on the phone all day long. yells at his teachers. calls people nonstop even when they don't pick up the phone. tries breaking up couples. likes when people fight. hates most people. obsessed with bay bay bay. always touches his hair. always asking if his hair is straight. thinks he's fat but isn't. people copy the way he talks. GAAAYYYYYYYYY\!

person1: oh god steven called me 20 times. person2: oh my god same here\! steven:WELL HEY\! steven: she's pointless\!

Author: B00TY_SHAKIN_69 http://steven.urbanup.com/3755883
60. (Steven) (57↑, 122↓)
A "Steven" occurs when an individual becomes overly frustrated over a certain situation, in particular pertaining to relationship issues, and throws his/her cellular device into a nearby edifice, thus resulting in the device's disintegration. Failure to completely disintegrate the device, or if the relationship's problem is resolved prior to the impact (either mid-flight or leaving the limb used to propel the device), the is null and voided for a minimum of fifteen years, depending on factors like race, gender, or marital status.

"My gf was totally making out with this other guy when I walked in that party last night, and I got so angry I pulled my BB pearl out of my pocket and stevened it." B: Wow, look at all these little plastic peices by the wall there, what happened? G: This looks like a camera component, and here's a broken memory card\! B: Is this a shattered cell phone? I couldn't even tell what it was until I looked at up close-this is really bad. G: I've seen this before-someone probably stevened it. B: Oh thats right\! It was probably Mike, his dorm is right there and his gf dumped him last night.

Author: Daniel Braga & Steven Gallo http://steven.urbanup.com/2781536
61. (Steven) (20↑, 86↓)
Steven, a name usually given to males who are poorly endowed. Stevens usually lurk around people of their own race and like to "invite themselves" to outings. So be aware when befriending a Steven for they might intrude your life with unsuspecting force. Be especially aware when a member of the Chinese race is named Steven. For if a Chinese male is to be named Steven, he will bring everyone down and become a downie.

Friend \#1: Hey lets go out. Friend \#2: Where? Friend \#1: I don't know, but I just want to get away from you know who. Friend \#2: OK lets go before he comes. Steven: Hey guys you're going out? Hang on I'll get my jacket. Friend \#1 & \#2: FUCK\! Fricken downies.

62. (Steven) (47↑, 118↓)
n. a person who constantly hangs around another group of people in order to boost his pride up. Thinks that everyone is on good terms with him, but in reality are just weirded out. Common habits include: posting constantly on Myspace bulletins, instant IM'ing people, and freeloading. Usually possesses a deformed head and a lisp. See also: 10. [leech]

"Here comes the Steven." "Man that ****ing leech." A Steven: "hEY guYs\!" "(GET AWAY\!)"

Author: "Mary" had a Little Lamb http://steven.urbanup.com/2101768
63. (Steven) (64↑, 136↓)
gay midget who needs some steroids

Wow look at that little Steven

64. (Steven) (21↑, 101↓)
The lame retarded way of spelling Stephen.

Stephen "Hey There My Names Stephen" N00b "Oh hi SteFan" Stephen "No its Stephen" N00b "Ok there is that spelt Steven" Stephen *Cuts Noob*

Author: StephenMarshall http://steven.urbanup.com/3473693
65. (steven) (8↑, 89↓)
a brit on the inside and american on the inside, a boy who is made fun of all the time because he talks in a british accent. he gets it all the time, he plays guitar, actual guitar, not gitar hero. His code name is william wallace, and hes from bridgton whales, his best friend connor is his british friend whos code name is thomas. They often say to run away from the accents, but it just doesnt seem to work...... poor guys

omg\! steven is a brit\!

Author: askhgoasdgsdhdfajrfsgD http://steven.urbanup.com/3285200
66. (Steven) (38↑, 125↓)
Steven- A superhero power where the hero has the ability to hold any amount of cum in his stomach. Later to spit it out at his enemies with toxic properties

Steve wishes he could have the superhero power of Steven so he could make more money then his cockgobbler boyfriend

Author: Jordan-Man of Destiny http://steven.urbanup.com/3339910
67. (steven) (49↑, 163↓)
the american verison of the uncommonly used name "stiven"

paul's brother is named steven.

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Last updated: 2012.03.03

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